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BADASSERY EPISODE 8: DYNAMITE RAINBOWS

Here's the newest episode of BADASSERY! This one was 115 shots and I did all the animation in 3 days... one day to comp/edit/sound fx... and one day to storyboard/prep/record voices... so 5 days work total... I'm going on a trip for Xmas and New Years in a few days so this is my Xmas gift to yall! 10+ minutes of BADASSERY madness+ maybe a little disturbing Xmas thing thrown in as well ^_^ See yall next year! Thanks for sticking around with me for another year! BestesT, MdoTs P.S. While I'm away Endika is finishing HSM ^_^

Work too fast wait for renders? 0_o

So I animated 115 shots for the next episode of Badassery in 3 days... the plan when making Badassery is to make it as fast as possible while rendering on one PC as to not make PG&E richer as Badassery is a "for fun" project and well didn't even raise $1000 on Kickstarter 0_o So its not something imma dying to throw money at... So yeh animate while awake then render while asleep... that's always the plan with this stuff BUT if you animate too many shots the one PC rendering can't keep up... so now I wait like 6 hours for the last 34 shots to render... they only take 3 seconds per frame to render but this episode of like 10 minutes so yeah... I'm going to have to experiment with using Open GL renders for Badassery as that should get the render times down to like 1 second per frame... Saying that... waiting kills me 0_0 I myself can't wait for HYPER FAST PC's so there's no waiting at all and you can just create at the speed of thought...

"Perfectionism" will DESTROY you

I'm not a "perfectionist" when it comes to my art/creative work etc... I work hard to get to that %98 point then I put the thing out and move on to the next and that's worked for me so far to get shit done... Now I do know some artistic/creative types who would fall into the whole "perfectionist" thing... and they have a really hard time FINISHING things... even STARTING things is difficult some times because they get the whole "I'm not ready to start yet?!" thing going... then if they do start here comes the whole "BUT am I ready to finish?!" thing... Its REALLY frustrating to for me to watch this going on... as I know NOTHING is ever "PERFECT" and striving for perfection is striving for the IMPOSSIBLE... since its impossible you will NEVER FINISH... and if you will never finish then you will never complete anything... you will never make anything... so what does that make you? A halfway filmmaker? A halfway artist? A h

What is your sword?

Still from THE SWORD OF DOOM What is the thing that you use to protect yourself from all the things that try to hurt you in this world? What do you trust more than anything else? What in this world has never let you down? What makes you feel secure when everything else makes you feel insecure? What do you turn to when all else fails to make you feel like you belong? Like you matter? Whatever that thing is...IT IS YOUR PASSION... IT IS YOUR DRUG... IT IS YOUR GAWD. If everyone abandons you and the world goes to shit... you will always have it... you will live to fight another day.

Thanks for helping me through another year yaLLs

As another year comes to an end... I would like to thank you all for your continued support and patience with this guy in this room full of computers whose new film is taking FUCKING FOREVER to be released 0_o You are the only people who support what I do... no film organizations... no arts organizations....no agency... no management... no studio... nothing and no one except you, my few friends and lil family.... all so I'd like to say thanks to you for sticking around from the bottom of my paper mache heart fer realS... Now before the year is over what do you want me to make for you for Xmas? I WOULD LOVE to have it be HSM but I've done all the work I can on it my friends... it's in Endika's hands now... there's nothing more I can do... So what do you want me to do before Xmas? Another episode of Badassery?  Video tutorials? Draw people Xmas cards again? Some other kinda random animation er somethin? Let me know and I'll do my best to make it happen!

The shattered mirror

I just finished the storyboards for my next animated feature after HSM... It has like 1,200 shots... HSM had like 1,600...WATS had like 700 I know you haven't seen HSM yet so yer like YEH WHATEVER... but its like done we just have to figure out how/when to release it so we make enough moneyS to make another film... but I have to keep it moving... I can't get caught being static while HSM is being released and all that... I need to keep working... I need to keep making films however I can... This next film will be in a world similar to HSM with dolls... and things made of wood... and yeh a more organic vibe.... NOW I'm really nuts because I just finished the outline for the film after the next ^_^ And I'm starting on that screenplay now and I will finish it in the next 2 weeks... Its a VERY DARK film...it will be like my cyber punk epic ^ ^ On a random note... you peeps that are into my stuff... ever had any "UFO" or "alien abduction" expe

Stuff I was listening to while making Heart String Marionette

I was listening to a ton of Penderecki... his epic CRAZY stuff... also his Opera is awesome... if you can find the whole thing check it out... here's a snippet.. I was also listening to a ton of IN SLAUGHTER NATIVES... actually my very first "serious" short film I ever made used the ISN track ANGEL MEAT way back in like 1995 haha... A year or two I emailed the man from ISN Jouni and sent him a link to my short film FACE... it made me happy that the prince of darkness himself enjoyed it ^ ^ Watching the finished film now... its SUPER DARK AND MOODY... if Endika didn't get involved to bring in some other feelings besides PAIN, SUFFERING, ALIENATION, REGRET, TORMENT, SELF HATRED and DOOM this film probably would have been really depressing?! but luckily there's a little hope in it as well... JUST a little bit but it's there... All the "happy ending" "everything is great in the end" films and the like rub me the wrong way... with so m

What does the world sound like?

I just finished the last of the foley and sound fx work for the film... so no more puppeteering wooden mannequins... no more twisting flashlight tops for head turning sounds... and no more wrestling with bicycle tubes for monster sounds... no more WHOOSH and no more foot steps... It was fun to do the sound stuff... and since I did it.... I know that the world of HSM will sound like how I envisioned it... DARK, SCARY, desolate and fantastical... On the sound design/sound fx tip I think I'm more influenced by the sounds of games like Resident Evil 4 and Silent Hill 4 than I am by films or animation... Resident Evil 4 has to be my favorite game of all time... the sound design for the monster cinematics is AWESOME... they sound so HUGE and TERRIFYING...so thats what I went for with my monsters ^_^ I probably overdid it with the sound fx as it sounds fuckinG CrazY 0_0...... when I'm doing that work I mute all the other audio... I mute the dialog and music... I build up with

Creating for the future

I work hard to create the things that I do... and I know not many people like or "get" it NOW... So I've always been making things for the FUTURE... I know that yeah.... maybe 20 people see this thing I've created today but it will exist on the internet and whatever the internet becomes....and it will be here FOREVER... it is all eternal... Want to be eternal yourself? Well then put your HEART and SOUL into your creations! If they are a reflection of YOU and what you stand for and believe in... if they are a reflection of YOU then you will be eternal... So in one way or another my creations... or I myself in essence.... will always be here waiting to be discovered by someone new... waiting to say something to those who will listen... A lot of people make attaining currency their ultimate goal in life... when you DIE your currency will simply be transferred to someone else... and it has no bearing on who "you" were... or what you did... it is meaningle

Some Samurai films that inspired Heart String Marionette

Here is a list of some common and not so common Samurai films that inspired my new film Heart String Marionette SWORD OF DOOM - When I saw this for the first time I instantly loved it and watched it over and over and also fell in love with the lead actor Tatsuya Nakadai and the director Kihachi Okamoto... to me it was a great hero story haha seeing that I love anti-heroes... Its so dark and brooding its awesome! Also the ending has to be one the best endings ever... this film is easy to find.... this film is based on a popular story and several other films were made that continue where this one left off... if you want to see what happens I recommend the SATANS SWORD TRILOGY starring Raizo Ichikawa... the end of the last one is particularly awesome ^ ^ The SLEEPY EYES OF DEATH series or NEMURI KYOSHIRO - There's twelve of these and they vary in quality but if yer hardcore you'll want to see them all... They all star the AWESOME Raizo Ichikawa who next to Tatsuya Nakadai

HSM Limited edition 11_11_11 prints now available!

So for the hardcore M dot Strange peeps out there... I offer you the first piece of Heart String Marionette memorabilia history ^_^ It's a 12 x 20 print and only 20 were made! They are autographed, dated and numbered by me like this... Here's what they look like in real life... that's my homie Jesse who got print #1 OMG?! ^_^ There's only 19 available as there will never be another first edition 11_11_11 print like this made. I will sell them sequentially so first person to order gets #2 and the last will get #20. I'm posting this on my blog first as you peeps are teh hardcore ^_^ They are $50usd + $5usd for shipping and I'll ship them anywhere. You can buy below through paypal. If you want to pay by check or some other way please email me at Mdotstrange@gmail To those of you that want this print but this version is too expensive I will be offering a mass printed version in the coming months for $25usd but it won't be limited ed

YOU WILL DIE... INSIDE.

So the end of Heart String Marionette is SO intense visually and musically as I was watching it I was picturing people vomiting and/or running out of the theater screaming and crying... of course the sicK fuX amongst you will enjoy it ^ ^ I'm not typing this to like pump up the film or anything as I was pretty shocked myself... I was like THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY?! The end of the film takes place in "hell" and it feels like going to "hell" as its SO DARK AND HEAVY .... It's like no joke... its not like "this is a movie lets scare people a little when we go to "hell"... no lets literally take them to hell! It certainly isn't for everyone as its so emotionally and psychologically intense... I know imma sound crazy but I will dare to say that HSM is a spiritual experience! Think about how most major religions gained theY power.... through art and music... without the art and music what have you? Some weird d00d in a robe talking about sh

Drawing from characteR

Way back when... when I first started playing with this whole animation thing I used to design characters from the outside in... I was so caught up into what they looked like as if that was going to dictate that they were like internally... NOW how many characters have you seen that look all fresH and shinY but are just plain and boring as fawK when they speak or act? So yeh a characters look IS important but nowadays I do it the other way around... When I'm writing I try to figure out where the character is emotionally and mentally and I let that guide theY actions and eventually theY look... I don't give much thought into what they look like until all the pre-production work is done... We all LOOK a certain way and we all have a certain ENERGY about us... if the only thing that makes us interesting is how we look... well then we're not a very interesting character ^_^ We might do well in still frames but animate us and make us talk and its LamevILLE... So now before

Gotta find the LOVE in creatinG

To be an Uberector you gotta love... EVERYTHING about the animated filmmaking process... You have to LOVE coming up with ideas... outlining, writing, storyboarding, doing concept art...making animatics...modeling...texturing..rigging...animating...lighting...rendering... compositing...editing... You've to LOVE it all or you won't make it... I myself LOVE every part of the process...well maybe not the whole marketing and distribution part 0_o BUT when it comes to actually MAKING it and not SELLING it.... I love it... I could do it all day every day...actually I do it all day every day ^ ^ When I'm animating and the shot is going good I get up and dance... no joke! It makes me feel so happy and I'm usually listening to somethin good like UBER GRIMY dubstep these days ^ ^ So I do a lot of dancing while animating... I know its just me in a room sitting in front of a computer alone BUT it brings much joy! Ya see there was NOTHING else in life that I found that gave

Making movies FASTER

Now as we all know making this new film has taken WAAAAAY too long to complete... as We Are The Strange premiered in January of 2007 0_o Why has it taken so long? The short is answer is like because... it took a long time ^ ^ The long answer is... because I didn't get to work on it all the time in those five years... In 2007 and 2008 I was still flying all over the world to show the film or speak at film related events... they were places I'd never been before so I took advantage of the free flights/hotels and travelled around after the events... so I was happy that I got to see some places/things... but now I've seen them haha so expect more work and less travel from me this time around... So for 2007 and 2008 I was still caught up in a bunch of stuff related to WATS... mostly travel related... I took my script/storyboard/laptop with me to try and do work on the road but that wasn't very productive... I didn't start serious work on HSM until 2009 really... as

From film----> Musical?

So as we're making our final push to complete the film its been interesting... as we watch it over and over we see the confusing parts... we see the holes... so I re-edit and fill the holes... I animated about a minute of new stuff we added to the beginning to make some emotional connections stronger in the film... We've also added a lot of songs in the film ^_^ I won't say its a straight up musical because its not but it does have about 6-8 songs in the film sung by the characters BUT NOT like lip sync singing... more like music videos where the imagery supports the lyrics... its been really interesting and fun... Endika and I have been talking about doing a straight musical in the future... so HSM is sort of a film/musical hybrid... So 6 more weeks and this thing is done ^ ^

New stuff from my homie KOOL SKULL

An interesting book for marionette enthusiasts and weirdos

Massive chanGES

As we are less than a month away from finishing HSM Endika and I have taken to the task of sitting down and watching a new cut of the film so far every night... I make dinner... bring it over to the studio then we watch the film projected on the wall while eating dinner... then we discuss our issues with it and I go make editorial changes that we view the following day... Right now we're making some pretty major changes to the beginning of the film... there was too much dialogue/chattiness in the first 20 minutes... too many characters talking about things that don't necessarily push the story forward and made the energy go into a holding pattern SO its all been CUT! So I cut that out and I'm animating some new sequences that show some backstory of the main characters that will go in its place... So we're going to watch it every night for the next several weeks so that when you see it... it will be the best film that we can make... AND you'd be surprised that

Unlocking and rooting the worLD

So I have this Google Nexus One smartphone thing... I've never had a simcard for it so its not much of a phone... BUT anyway... I wanted to use it as a wifi phone because I think mobile carriers are CRAP and I want no part of them... so I want use it like a phone to talk to people for free internationally... So Google releases an update to their Google Talk app to include voice and video chat on Android BUT it is NOT available for the Nexus One and NOT because of technical limitations... they just decided that people with the old phone don't get it... prollY so you'll by they new one... So I looked into unlocking and rooting an Android phone which I knew NOTHING about... a few hours later I unlocked and rooted the phone and installed the latest Cyanogen Mod on it... NOW I'm running Google Talk with voice and video chat and TONS of other things I wasn't allowed to do ^ ^ I'm sure a lot of the decisions that Google has made to limit Android is based o

Completing Heart String Marionette+ LIFE

Endika with the cast Like any film creating HSM has been a journey... a production journey from idea-->script-->screen of course but also a personal journey for me as well... One of my heroes Motokiyo Zeami -the creator of Noh said something about being interested in creating real human emotion on the stage... And since this is our first production in StraNOHme... it is heavily influenced by Noh... and its our try at creating real human emotion on the screen... and I can say with confidence that my real human emotion is on screen... it almost makes me feel vulnerable watching it with the music... because watching the film has taught me things about myself... its like watching my life so far flash before my eyes.... I mean not literally of course but since I made it I know what really lies behind everything in the film... Its my own trauma.... my own sorrow... my own passion... my own tears... my own fire... my own sadness.... I don't have a face Heart String Mar

I r liking this d00ds music: WASTEFUL

Every once in awhile peeps email me they music/art/films and I always check it outs... I was away from the internets for a week in Las Vegas for some reason and I had a mail from this d00d in my box... I checked it out and I thinks its TITE! Check out WASTEFUL HERE I especially like the track "Chemical Reign" He's a one man band too so if you like it let him know!

We've come a long way!

Heart String Marionette was a journey that I started alone in 2007... then my friend Endika joined the journey sometime in 2008... since then we've had many awesome people join the project and make great contributions...(full credits soon ^ ^) HSM is the first major collaboration between me as Uberector and Endika as Composer/player/performer/engineer/story consultant... I can say now after a few days with little sleep having meetings wherein we discussed the final act of the film that WILL be completed within a month ^ ^ Here' some photos I took inside his studio during our meeting... The main vocalist for Heart String Marionette... I bought her hair in Iceland at Tiger for like $5 WHAT A GREAT DEAL! Endika started the film with a like normal piano and will finish it using a GRAND piano and it sounds SO tite! Before Ableton Live there were loopstations and before VST's there were fx pedals... use the analog AND digital tools together and you got some c00

Why not you?

Why shouldn't you believe in yourself? Why shouldn't you believe that if you work hard you can become awesome at whatever you want to do? I mean WHY NOT YOU? SOMEONE has to be an awesome actor, filmmaker, musician, or artist so WHY NOT YOU? Do you think maybe because you're life story isn't interesting enough? Because your appearance isn't edgy enough? Because you're not in LA or NYC or London or Paris or Tokyo or whatever? Because you don't know any famous people to usher you in to awesome-famous-people-land? Because no one see's your true potential? Because no one believes in you? As long as YOU believe in YOU...YOU can do it!...NOW do the work and show the rest of us fools how awesome you are! ^_^ Notice I said SHOW and not TELL... don't tell us you're awesome... SHOW us your awesome work! I mean WHY NOT YOU??! Somebody has got to do it... So YOU should believe in YOU! You have to do that BEFORE other people will me thinks... S

WHoa this guy is totally an avant garde 3d artist?!

It's NOT the last film you'll ever makE

When working on a film... or a big project that you really care about... or it even applies when choosing a major if you go to college... You feel a big pressure because you believe the decision in question will dictate the direction or outcome of your entire life... For example.... right now I'm storyboarding my next film and I feel a pressure to make the most amazing visual storytelling sequences EVER?!? Now I feel that pressure but I tell myself "I'll do my best right now... if its not the "best ever" I'll try again next film because this ISN'T the last film I'll ever make" Unless you QUIT you're going to get another crack at whatever it is you're doing... you can always make another film... create another song... make another painting... you can always go back to school and get a different degree... The status quo LOVES to LIE to you and fool you into believing the decisions you're making are FOREVER... what the fuck does

Occupy@EVERYWHERE

After watching what has been going in the rest of the world wherein the people are showing they disgust for those in control of theY country I was glad to see something similar come to the U.S. ^_^ It seems Occupy@your city is going on all over the U.S.... I was happy to see a little something starting up where I live here in San Jose #occupysj... I read that the police are issuing citations to people for hanging out around city hall.... the city hall that the people paid for 0_o So yeh imma start hanging out there when I'm not working ^_^ I mean WE actually have an opportunity to change things! So if you don't like the way things are going then go voice your opinion and see suP with the whole occupy thang... just google occupy(your city) The mainstream media will of course drag its feet in covering these events or not cover them altogether or attempt to make it seem like a bunch of wacko's or extremists or lump it in with some political party or some bullshit... so

Monster

The whispers at the periphery of your consciousness are his... He reminds you of your fear... of your FAKEness... You can try to convince others... and even convince yourself that you're not a wannabe... a poseur... but he knows the truth... you may look the part and act the part... but inside your mind he laughs at you... Run as you may from here to there...this city to that city... change your hairstyle or clothing but he's always there inside your mind... There is no escape... he'll whisper... he'll scream... there is no escape as you must face him... To face and defeat him is to face and defeat yourself. Until you defeat that monster you'll always be a victim...you'll always be a wannabe... you'll always be a poseur... you'll always be a fake... That monster won't let you fight with all your heart... he'll make you a complete wimp... he'll help you make up excuses as to why you can't FIGHT... as to why you can't WORK.

Knowing what to be afraid of when making films

Filmmaking is a very fearful process at first for most people... WHAT IF THIS GOES WRONG?! WHAT IF THAT GOES WRONG?! WHAT IF ITS NOT A SUPER ULTIMATE MASTERPIECE?!?! I've found through experience... you learn what you DO need to fear or be careful with and what you can IGNORE... knowing these things makes all the difference when it comes to TIME... or how long its going to take you to make a film... In my experience you SHOULD be afraid of having a CRAP or SLOW character rig because it can make production a NIGHTMARE... You SHOULD be afraid of falling behind on your daily shot quota as it can make the production last much longer than you'd like... You SHOULD be afraid that no one is going to know what the fuck is going on so you should really focus on clarity What happens when making cg animated films is that there are SO MANY things to think about... SO MANY technical issues you can easily forgot about what is important... like FINISHING THE FILM and  making somethin

Imagination to reality

The thing that excites me most about animated filmmaking is that you can take something... ANYTHING you can imagine and run it through this fun pre-production/production/post-production process and make it a reality... any WORLD... any CHARACTER... any SCENARIO...any MOOD... and make it REAL... At first all you need is an idea, a computer to write a script, access to a printer to print it out then pencils, and paper That's where I'm working right now and for the next 2 weeks doing the storyboards for my next film... NO ONE has even seen my last film... NOW I want as many people as possible to see my films and I want to be able to make a good living off of them as well BUT this idea to reality thing is the real GOLD... To create films and to create MORE I just have to hope and believe that in the future people will see these films... and hopefully enjoy them and share them with others... Because I know my job is to create and to just keep doing that for as long as I c

WHERE THE DEAD GO TO DIE by SCREAMERCLAUZ

Trailer for my homie Screamerclauz's new film... I've seen the whole thing and I can say it is unlike anything you have ever seen! It's so warped and fucked and out of this world YET the characters are very real and their motivations are very moving... the situations the characters are in are very dark but also very REAL... he explores subjects that other filmmakers are afraid of or know nothing about... So if your a person whose had a lot of darkness in your life... this film will really speak to you in ways film's and art never do.

MORE MORE MORE

The only thing better than making your own animated films is making MORE of them.... OMG to write again?! To Storyboard again?! TO SHARPEN PENCILS?!?! To come up with NEW IDEAS...NEW CHARACTERS... NEW SETS?! All the CRAP you made in the past... all the MISTAKES you can fix THIS TIME.... IF YOU MAKE MORE! So when in doubt make MORE! The point is to NEVER GIVE UP... to always strive to LEARN MORE... DO MORE... and keep creating MORE. So starting TODAY... write MORE! Draw MORE! Sculpt MORE! Animate MORE! P.S. We might be working on an HSM secret premiere within the next 2 months OMG?!?!??! ^_^

Mysterious Doll Film Storyboards

Back when I started this blog... it was supposed to the the blog for what ended up being "Heart String Marionette" but I didn't know the title yet... I just knew it was going to have dolls and be mysterious so I named the blog mysteriousdollfilm... Now since I'm in pre-production on my next animated feature and it is yet another animated film with dolls I was like HEY thats my thing making mysterious doll films! So if I am one man studio its totally called "MYSTERIOUS DOLL FILMS" ^_^ New film script+ M dots fancy storyboarding kit Today is the day I start storyboarding my next animated feature film... you can see my setup above... an old ram module case for my pencils and storyboard pages.. and of course the script... "Thinking in pictures" is what you're supposed to do eh? When writing the script you're thinking in pictures as well BUT when it comes time to draw it out you really see if your idea works or not visually and whethe

Defeating the enemy within

I forgot the exact quote and who said it but its goes something like this "I don't know how to defeat my enemy- I only know how to defeat myself" We ALL have something we're trying to accomplish that lies outside the realm of basic human survival... whether it be some personal project or accomplishment... to get it DONE we've got to fight with and DEFEAT ourselves... We're always full of EXCUSES... we can come up with 9001 reasons why we couldn't make that film... or record that song or write that book... and we like to make it seem like there are some external forces at work throwing these roadblocks in our way... like there is some external enemy... but I believe most of the time the one throwing the roadblocks out there is US... the real enemy is INTERNAL. And everyone LOVES their excuses... they hug them... they cuddle with them... if you meet another self sabotaging person yall can share sob stories and hug your excuses together so you can convi

My dysfunctional FAMILY film HEART STRING MARIONETTE

Some peeps out there have emailed me or messaged me questions about HEART STRING MARIONETTE... When will be it be shown? Can I pre-order it? The earliest it will premiere is in late November of this year... the latest is early 2012... I can't  say where/when/how right now because I just don't know... Since its not done I can't sell it yet... well I guess if I was a better business man you'd already have bought the toys and the board game and pre-ordered the box set eh? ^_^  I'm going to pursue theatrical deals for the film first... If not in the US... in whatever countries/territories where it can be sold... I'm going to pursue the BEST deals I can get for it... and based on the surveys I did some time ago YOU want to see it in a theater as well eh? Adult animated features don't have the best theatrical track record compared to "family friendly" animated films 0_o BUT there hasn't ever been one like HEART STRING MARIONETTE... and I know M

the Modern Magickian

Before I got into animation I was studying Magick... and after doing animation for some years I realize it IS magick... it's all the manipulation of ones will... Your will is to make your characters, your film... your world... REAL... none of it exists before you put pen to paper... your CONTRACT if you will... the contract with the daemons you wish to call forth which are your CHARACTERS... these different daemons all have specific purposes so use them accordingly... You have your ALTAR... your desk... your magickal tools... a computer...a stylus... so you commit to and perform the ceremony which is producing the animated film... the whispers that once bounced around your head are now standing and talking on a screen before you... it must be MAGICK! If you think about what a SHAMAN is/was... one of the things they do is to go off into other non physical realms and communicate with or observe beings that reside in those places... Have you ever gone into a trance when working o

Misanthrope DOT

You know it must be GREAT if the films/animation/music that you want to make is actually stuff that is mainstream and would bring you tha dollarZ Like if your a musician and you have a real passion for generic electro autotune pop crap music... Or like if your an animator and you just really love animating precious babies doing precious baby type things... Or if yer a filmmaker and you just love like remake, re-imagined whatever is in the theaters... ME... well I'm writing scenes of nude saxophone players performing solo's in a back of a van whilst another man is running over someone with the van all the while a woman is watching it from a desk in the forest masturbating AND I'm going to involve furries some how... NOW if I added precious babies, dancing to dubstep whilst singing through autotune and fighting Spiderman would I make that big $$$? SHIT!..... my ideas are SO not marketable 0_0 If you want to make popular stuff ask me for an idea and DO THE EXACT OP

Cemetery spaces available

The hostel I stayed in during my trip...the lens flare was included in the room's price I'm back from my break and as I was riding my bike down the street I saw a sign tacked on a telephone pole that read "Cemetery Spaces Available" and there was a phone number... I thought it was kind of weird... so your driving along and you're like... "imma die pretty soon I better buy a cemetery space" Like mutherfuckers aren't even living?! and they're planning on dying already? WTF?! Allow me to paste an appropriate Dalai Lama quote up in this betcH "Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived." I've got my Loc's on so you ca